Interesting facts about the human body:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=22082

Look at the first 3 comments after reading the whole thing. HAHA!!!!

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as substitute for blood plasma.

American car horns beep in the tone of F.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.

Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

The 57 on the Heinz ketchup bottle represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer.

Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.

Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.

Adolf Hitler's mother seriously considered having an abortion but was talked out of it by her doctor.

The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

The word "samba" means "to rub navels together."

"What occurs more often in December than any other month?Conception.

In 1982, Englishman William Hall committed suicide by drilling holes into his head with a power drill...it took 8 holes!

There is no single word given to describe the back of the knee.

The international telephone area code for Antarctica is 672.

The glue on postage stamps in Israel is certified kosher.

A 'Jiffy' is actually a unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year.

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

Five Jell-O flavors that flopped: celery, coffee, cola, apple, and chocolate.

Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself. (How did they study this?)

The Sun is moving l65 miles a second, the earth is moving l8.l miles a second, think about that when you are about to pee.

In medieval England, beer was often served with breakfast.

At 90 degrees (F) below zero your breath will freeze in midair and fall to the ground.

Research indicates that mosquitoes are attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.Only female mosquitoes bite.

There are more stars in the universe than grains of sand on all the beaches in the world.

Everyday more money is printed for monopoly than for the US Treasury.

Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better than men.

The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China.

The youngest pope was 11 years old.

Pilgrims ate popcorn at the first Thanksgiving.

Scientists say the average person eats about 2 pounds of bugs a year. That's mostly because insects accidentally get ground up in foods like peanut butter, strawberry jelly, and spaghetti sauce. They won't hurt you, they're actually full of protein.

If an insect flies in your ear, shine a light in you ear, chances are it will crawl or fly back out.

According to Genesis 1:20-22, the chicken came before the egg.

Pearls melt in vinegar.

The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

Pound for pound, hamburgers can cost more than a new car.

An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.

The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.

If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

If you put a raisin in a glass of champagne, it will keep floating to the top and sinking to the bottom.

Snails can sleep for 3 years without eating.

By raising your legs slowly and laying on your back, you can't sink in quicksand.

The fingerprints of koala bears are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.

Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

On 15 April 1912 the SS Titanic sunk on her maiden voyage and over 1,500 people died. Fourteen years earlier a novel was published by Morgan Robertson which seemed to foretell the disaster. The book described a ship the same size as the Titanic which crashes into an iceberg on its maiden voyage on a misty April night. The name of Robertson's fictional ship was the Titan.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

The national anthem of Greece has 158 verses.No one in Greece has memorized all 158 verses.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in their head.

People say, "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib.

If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Rats and horses can't vomit.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Cat's urine glows under a black-light.

TODAY IS A FUCKING BAD DAY I'M GONNA START PMS-ING SOON AND NO ONE COME NEAR ME OR I'M GOING TO KILL THEM

What's more difficult than trying to get an elephant in the backseat of your car?

Trying to get a pregnant elephant in the backseat of your car.


What's more difficult than trying to get a pregnant elephant in the backseat of the car?

Trying to get an elephant pregnant in the backseat of a car.

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SO sick of school! Everyday is SO sian! At least there are friends to talk to at the end of the day, yay!!!!

Mr. and Mrs. Fenton are a retired couple. Mrs. Fenton loves to shop and insists that he comes with her on her trip to Wal-Mart. Personally, he doesn't enjoy shopping, and prefers to just get the whole thing over with quickly, but Mrs. Fenton loves to browse. As Mrs. Fenton checked the mailbox before going to Wal-Mart, she gasped in shock as the third letter was ripped open. The following was stated;

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may ban both of you from our stores. We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. All complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below.

Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse was shopping in Wal-Mart:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in house wares.. and watched what happened.

5. Aug 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. Sept 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Sept 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. Sept 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

9. Oct 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.

10. Nov 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where to find the antidepressants.

11. Dec 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. Dec 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Dec 18: Hid in a clothing rack and yelled "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" when people passed by.

14. Dec 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"

And to our greatest disappointment...
15. Dec 23: Went into a fitting room with a rather expensive leather coat, shut the door, and stayed there for 5~10 minutes. All of a sudden, Mr. Fenton exclaimed, "There's no toilet paper in here, so I decided to use the article of clothing I chose as a substitute! Hope you don't mind!!"

STUPID DAY STUPID DAY STUPID DAY! With O level music and Literature project! UGHHHHHHH!!!!! I don't want to do homework! *dies*

WHY MEN CAN NEVER WIN

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist. If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy.

If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.. If you don't work enough, you are a good for nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism. If she gets job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.

If you cry, you are a wimp. If you don't, you are an insensitive bastard.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's liberated woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination. If she asks you, it's a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a pervert. If you don't, you are gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist. If you don't, you are unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you are vain. If you don't, you are a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you are after something. If you don't, you are not thoughtful.

If you are proud of your achievements, you are full of yourself. If you don't, you are not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she is tired. If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.

If you want it too often, you are over-sexed. If you don't, there must be someone else.

Product Labels

In case you needed further proof that the Human Race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer products:

1. On a blanket from Taiwan - NOT TO BE USED AS PROTECTION FROM A TORNADO. Only for a sandstorm?

2. On a helmet mounted mirror used by US cyclists - REMEMBER, OBJECTS IN THE MIRROR ARE ACTUALLY BEHIND YOU. Aren't they supposed to be in front?

3. On a Taiwanese shampoo - USE REPEATEDLY FOR SEVERE DAMAGE.

4. On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT. How do I pour it out then?

5. On a New Zealand insect spray - THIS PRODUCT NOT TESTED ON ANIMALS.Real smart.

6. In a US guide to setting up a new computer - TO AVOID CONDENSATION FORMING, ALLOW THE BOXES TO WARM UP TO ROOM TEMPERATURE BEFORE OPENING. (Sensible, but the instruction was INSIDE the box.)

7. On a Japanese product used to relieve painful hemorrhoids - LIE DOWN ON BED AND INSERT POSCOOL SLOWLY UP TO THE PROJECTED PORTION LIKE A SWORD-GUARD INTO ANAL DUCT. WHILE INSERTING POSCOOL FOR APPROXIMATELY 5 MINUTES, KEEP QUIET.Kinda speaks for itself doesn't it?

8. In some countries, on the bottom of Coke bottles - OPEN OTHER END.Are you sure?

9. On a packet of Sunmaid raisins - WHY NOT TRY TOSSING OVER YOUR FAVOURITE BREAKFAST CEREAL?

10. On a Sears hairdryer - DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING.Yes, use it while you're swimming.

11. On a bag of Fritos - YOU COULD BE A WINNER! NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. DETAILS INSIDE. You wonder why there are shoplifters..

12. On a bar of Dial soap - DIRECTIONS - USE LIKE REGULAR SOAP. How do you use regular soap?

13. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box) - DO NOT TURN UPSIDE DOWN. Uh oh, too late!

14. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding - PRODUCT WILL BE HOT AFTER HEATING.Are you sure? Let's experiment.

15. On a Korean kitchen knife - WARNING: KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN. Too late, they're already in!

16. On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights - FOR INDOOR OR OUTDOOR USE ONLY. Aww.. I wanted to use them to decorate the tree in outer space.

17. On a Japanese food processor - NOT TO BE USED FOR THE OTHER USE. I'm curious..

18. On Sainsbury's peanuts - WARNING - CONTAINS NUTS. Really? Peanuts contain nuts?

19. On an American Airlines packet of nuts INSTRUCTIONS - OPEN PACKET, EAT NUTS. I'm glad they cleared that up.

20. On a Swedish chainsaw - DO NOT ATTEMPT TO STOP CHAIN WITH YOUR HANDS OR GENITALS. Right.

21. On a child's superman costume - WEARING OF THIS GARMENT DOES NOT ENABLE YOU TO FLY. You just destroyed a universal childhood fantasy.

22. On some frozen dinners: SERVING SUGGESTION: DEFROST. You mean I wasn't supposed to grill this?

23. On a hotel provided shower cap in a box: FITS ONE HEAD.To think of all the sharing lessons we learnt in school..

24. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: DO NOT IRON CLOTHES ON BODY. ...

25. On Boot's "Children's" cough medicine: DO NOT DRIVE CAR OR OPERATE MACHINERY.

26. On Nightly sleep aid: WARNING: MAY CAUSE DROWSINESS. Woah, that's new.

Haha!

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