Sunday, September 27, 2009
Which self respecting boyfriend calls himself "Baby"? 3 guesses whose.
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(412): I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me. (419): She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye(319): Wasn't she moving abroad419): Are you really going to debate this? (915): I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic (919): bitch so ugly she owes me an erectionI wonder when this phase'll be over.
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(530): It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcanI know the feeling -.-
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Saturday, September 26, 2009
(919): it was average length and chubby(1-919): so kinda like him? (919): now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis... (215): her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying. (812): The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean? No =]And levelling low levels suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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Thursday, September 24, 2009
And woot I lost weight =]
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(214): I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited(1-214): I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope (270): I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her (517): My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance. (225): I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room(1-225): haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom? (360): We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.(1-360): I absolutely love you. (330): you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now" (443): She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits (732): I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!? (970): I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off (504): She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.(Btw, Sasha Grey's a porn star, Fran Drescher sounds like Janice on "Friends")
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Sunday, September 20, 2009
Went tanning today! And issued sex invitations while doing it. *rolls eyes* Building on my tan bit by bit, 1 shade makes you 5% slimmer, apparently. God knows how they calculate it but anything helps =]What the hell I can't believe my dad allowed mahjong in the house. Full of surprises sometimes.
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(480): Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room. (1-480): Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?(480): You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
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Saturday, September 19, 2009
Anyway, I just got back on blogger to say that I'm not going to reply to Sarah anymore(except for that last tag, I promise =P). Wasted enough time replying someone so insecure she feels that she needs to go to her bf's ex's blog to flame her. So any future replies of you, Sarah, will be ignored. Enjoy your relationship with Jiaxin. Have a nice day! Btw, wasn't me who posed as you. May have an idea who it is, and don't care if you believe me or not.Blah glad I can get that over and done with. Who's up for WoW, 24 levels to go! (12:47 AM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
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Friday, September 18, 2009
(925): 2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
(503): like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
(978): why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
(571): Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
(703): this can't be going anywhere good
(571): nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
(818): I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
(310): wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
(818): why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
(215): i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
(519): and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
(843): the red head has a bf
(1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
(812): My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
(401): This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
(347): in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
(857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
(508): awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
(1-508): you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
(562): omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
(831): theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
(973): I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
(1-973): Guess she heard her killer coming
(315): So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
(504): Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
(425): i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
(214): She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
(905): so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
(248): Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
(817): Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
(1-817): You weighed it?
(919): The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
(864): weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
(703): I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
(413): i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
(619): you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
(716): do you not see the irony in that??
(469): i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
(562): Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
(203): You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
(917): Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
717): You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
(250): Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
(1-250): I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
(661): Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
(831): Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
(515): I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
(314): I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
(480): I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
(435): Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
(801): If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
(617): My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
(815): There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
(805): she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
(734): turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
(802): does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
(1-802): actually, i try not to think about it
(802): and i pooped them out
(757): he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
(610): Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
(717): he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
305): Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
(615): She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
(480): You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
LMFAO
Anyway going to jog soon.. Lmao these people are too funny for words.
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Woo 2 A's, 3 B's and 2 C's. One of the C's is understandable but the other one, fuuuuuuck PMKT. Not bad results I guess =]Jeff got all A's and B's, so proud of you babe =]
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Wednesday, September 16, 2009
(909): I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it (509): she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age. (604): i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later. (405): I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh! (407): It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest. (225): finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day (717): Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm (604): Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life. (903): I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.(214): It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep. (604): just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe. (801): so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!" (917): She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?(646): Lmao what?(917): It's a yes or no question. (817): Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes. (262): Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
(516): I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before (740): he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine? (518): you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!' (540): Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!(434): Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE. (337): if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?(1-337): 4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds(337): mom cant say that college never taught us math (434): question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically. (559): Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE (215): She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier. (587): His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl? (780): You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?(587): She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass. (650): just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero.(301): people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture. (512): boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above. (603): Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good. (614): if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?(1-614): i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.(937): What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease. (404): I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today (305): She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back. (702): the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!(407): I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms??? (801): I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
LMFAO
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Tuesday, September 15, 2009
BOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDExcerpts from a website I found:jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ(434): I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.(1-434): Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.678): so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.(541): Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works? (973): Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical(509): so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week(281): I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.http://www.textsfromlastnight.com
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Woo all my auctions sold! Yes this is what I'm reduced to when you keep me at home, checking my comp evry few hours for my auctions. Thottbot's screwy =( Wtf is a Lesser Moonstone for?
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My God staying at home is boooooooooringgggggggggggg, I'd much rather waste time travelling around than sit around at home. Tomorrow I'm going!"Silly Boy" by Rihanna and Lady Gaga. Not bad.
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Anyway, I just got back on blogger to say that I'm not going to reply to Sarah anymore(except for that last tag, I promise =P). Wasted enough time replying someone so insecure she feels that she needs to go to her bf's ex's blog to flame her. So any future replies of you, Sarah, will be ignored. Enjoy your relationship with Jiaxin. Have a nice day! Btw, wasn't me who posed as you. May have an idea who it is, and don't care if you believe me or not.Blah glad I can get that over and done with. Who's up for WoW, 24 levels to go!
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Monday, September 14, 2009
Sarah: As for respect, I think he has plenty, and you could do well by learning some yourself.
14 Sep 09, 21:49
Sarah: ALso you say he defend you against her, but he stopped talking to her for you. Also, if you didn't want him to be sexually attracted why send him semi nude pictures of yoursel? And you call me a whore
14 Sep 09, 21:48
Sarah: The funniest thing about your post is how you're displaying your gold digger tendencies for everyone to see. So a free meal is the way to your heart? Low
Let me reply in a different way, because your minuscule brain can't really wrap around my previous words.
You call me a gold digger. I paid for 50% of our meals. The whole tab, including his portion. I don't think I'm the one in that relationship for the money. You don't believe me, you can ask him. See if he lies to your face. A free meal certainly was the way to his heart when he told me "how many nights he cried over me in the army". Remember that if I dig up anything personal, it's because of you. You are the one who went to your bf's ex's blog to flame her. Get a fucking life. I know you need distractions from your current pathetic relationship with Jx.
He stopped talking to her for me? Did you believe him when he said the moon was made of green cheese, you stupid fuck? I saw the texts Sonakshi sent to him (and apparently it's fine that she reads through my texts but I don't read through hers).
He was the one who asked for a picture of me in a bikini. A bikini, woman. It's considered acceptable swimwear. Have you never worn one before? So this is what it's about, your boyfriend is still keeping his ex's bikini photos. Are you jealous? You're certainly showing it. If it bothers you so much, then why don't you ask him why he never deleted them and flame me instead? Ha are you jealous I can attract him sexually? Don't blame me if you're not hot enough to keep his attention. His porn stash should show you the same. I'm not even meeting up with him (and why would I want to) so don't say I'm "luring" him. Are you sexually sttracted to him? Haha.. Nice standards. You are a whore. Because when I started to type slut, I realised sluts actually have to be good looking.
Does he have respect for you? Do his parents know about you? Does he treat everyone the same way? I think you know the answer.
Don't go to your bf's ex's blog to flame her out of the blue. Doing so shows that you're jealous and insecure. I mean seriously, digging through my archives? What a stalker.
I definitely don't have respect for attention-seeking whores. And definitely not for him, because he has done nothing to earn it.
Sarah: You are an idiot. He did nothing but treat you well, and your immaturity and mudslinging just shows how worthless you are.. Go back to playing with your barbie dolls you silly child.
Here's my reply to your rose-tinted, naive tag.
"You are an idiot." - You're a bitch.
"He did nothing but treat you well" - Read below.
"shows how worthless you are" - You're stalking your bf's ex for chrissakes. You bothered to read through my archives, and for what? What the hell is wrong with you?
"Go back to playing with your barbie dolls you silly child." - I don't even know what to reply to this. My aren't you such a mature girl. I did love barbie dolls when I was young but I've outgrown them. Maybe you should too.
He treated me well? Haha, my aren't you gullible. Granted, there were some good times, but let's talk about the most part of the relationship. I can give you so many examples and the best part of this is, I know you're going to take the time to read this whole thing. But I really can't be bothered to type everything out, so these are a few examples:
1) He said "I can't wait to have sex with you." Don't you find that offending in the least? Are you that smitten with him you can't see anything wrong with that statement? Or are you just a whore babe? I guess you need to be one to sleep with him.
2) Never ONCE, in the whole relationship, has he treated me to a full meal. NEVER. Not even on my birthday, which I had to shell out 100 bucks for. I know he has a limited amount of money, but still, is once in a year that hard?
3) In our 1 year relationship, his parents still don't know I exist. How about some respect?
4) In our 1 year relationship, he has never stood up for me or defended me against Sonakshi when she bitched about me. NEVER. She talked nicely to me on msn and bitched about me behind my back. Isn't she so 2 faced? Anyway the point is, he knew about it and he never defended me.
5) He may have a high IQ, but his EQ is lower than the temperature of Alaska. He's condescending and dismissive. He laughed at me when I said I wanted to go to his college. He gave me the "Are you kidding me?" face when I said I wanted to go to university. How sweet.
6) He has no EQ at all. Even though you "hate" me, for your sake, notice the way he looks at his maid or any other people "lower" than him. He has no respect for other people. He thinks just because he's smart, everyone else is beneath him. He speaks down to people. He thinks he's better than everyone else. He has the brain of an intellectual but the mind of a 2 year old.
At the end of it all, you're going to tell him what I posted. I really don't care, you can tell him whatever. He'll defend himself but notice the patterns yourself. What I say is all true, but you're probably too blinded by "love" (or his face) to see it now. You're the idiot for dating him even though he has no personality or looks.
By the way, have you seen his face? It's fucked up. The moon's surface is smoother.
I don't know if I'm looking forward to or dreading 18th September.. Exam results would be out that day! Blah. Damn I'm still hungry, haven't had anything since that apple and a couple of grapes I had for dinner last night. Just glad I didn't have chips afterwards =] Anyway gotta go meet TDH at the airport. The steak and cheese sandwich on tv looks pretty good right now.
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Sunday, September 13, 2009
Also, I'm looking at my recent posts and I haven't bitched about him in a while. Which means you bothered to look through my archives. Now that is truly scary.
Sarah: And just so you know, your immature pretend hate for him just makes you look like a whiny pathetic *****. Leave my boyfriend and talk about your own. Thanks.
13 Sep 09, 21:50
Sarah: Look Samantha, I know Jx is an amazing guy, but please, you guys have been broken up for months now, still talking about my boyfriend just shows that you're still obssessed with him.
So anyway this was a tag my apparent ex's gf posted. I re-posted it here for several reasons:
1) Uh, Jx is amazing till the point where he says "I can't wait to have sex with you."
2) You posting on my tagboard shows you're stalking your bf's ex and that is so not cool.
3) Tags disappear after a while so posting it here will keep it here for anyone who clicks on archives.
4) Face up to reality girl. There are such things as bad break ups. Why does it bother you so much that your bf's ex and him have had one? And if you say you don't and you're caring about how I'm DEALING with it, then, why do you?
5) It's not pretend hate. Well, it's not hate, just an intense dislike. A very intense one.
6) Calling me a bitch really doesn't make you sound any less of one.
7) I do talk about my boyfriend a lot. Guess you need to brush up on your reading.
8) Talking about him does not show that I'm obsessed with him. More like remembering all the bad times I've had with him, and venting on my blog. Which of course, you can exit if you don't want to read about them.
9) Although, granted, friends normally last longer than gfs, siding with them and not even speaking up for or defending your girlfriend when she's being bitched about makes him a bad boyfriend.
10) If you reply to this, I swear I will be so much more immature you won't believe you're talking to a 17 year old. So don't reply and enjoy hanging out with Jx. From what you posted on my tagboard, you two deserve each other.
Have a nice day Sarah. (And yes that was condescending but since I don't know you, I don't really care.)
I'm hungry!!!!!!!!!!!
HP & The Half Blood Prince summary:
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Saturday, September 12, 2009
Gym today, doubled up on weights and ran(and walked) 10km.. My God. My legs were freaking tired afterwards, still had to walk a long ass way to the bus stop since it was raining, had to take under and overpasses. Day-um. But happy with myself =]Just learnt something today. Sometimes, eye candy is only for the eyes.
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Wednesday, September 9, 2009
Luke 17:3-4
Isn't this quote just asking for it?
AND FUCK BLOGGER.
Monday, September 7, 2009
Fuck this blogger thing, they can't even manage their fucking websites properly. No wonder people are switching to xanga or livejournal. GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER FUCKHEADS!
Anyway, I'm have a HUGE craving for chips now.. Blah. Going to distract myself by playing WoW.
Nice text Praba hahahahahahahaha.
Aaaaaand... I DREAMT I KISSED DWAYNE JOHNSON! HE'S SO CUTE! It was SO realistic I actually thought it might be happening irl. Don't worry babe I still love you a lot =] (Don't give me that shit, you let a girl kiss you in a club)
Friday, September 4, 2009
Haven't blogged in a while, so a couple of things happened(obviously)..Killed a disgusting cockroach.. YUCK. YUCK! Ran 5 miles today. Well, walked and ran. Conversion: 8km. Meh. Feels good though. Doubled up on weights too.Met TDH at the airport for lunch, then waited for his work to end, then went for dinner. Best black pepper crab sauce I've ever had.Made paella. Not bad, too much tomato added though. So next time, we'll add lesser! And needed more pepper. But all the seafood, prawns, mussels, clams, squid was perfectly cooked. Not those that are rubbery, but really soft, key is to cook it until it's JUST cooked, especially squid. Fucking love french beans, they're my favourite vegetable. Just that NEVER EVER overcook it, really sucks if it does. Paella was awesome for the first try, heh. Aaaaand made phyllo/filo straws, sweet ones with walnuts and honey, was good(if I may say so myself =P).Discovered a new sandwich through what I happened to have at home:Tuna, parmesan, pepper, olive oil, bread. Brush the bread with olive oil and toast it, really toast it, the bread should crunch when you bite into it. Top with tuna and parmesan, nuke it for 20 secs to melt the cheese. Drizzle olive oil(use extra virgin this time, I LOVE extra virgin(I know what you're thinking, DON'T), tastes so much better. Plus the taste isn't gone because you don't heat it up again), pepper, and salt if you want. No mayo, great because I don't really like it that much anyway.Can't think of anything else really. So off to play WoW. 30 levels to go!
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