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Friday, October 24, 2008

Been catching up with Jonjon, haha quite fun! Muahaha I know who he likes now! But won't say anything!

MY THIGHS HURT! THEY HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURT! Okay sorry for being so whiny but they hurt so much! I can't even do a split painlessly now. PAINFUL! Plus I don't think my 5km jog today helped much, UGH but what else is there to LOSE SOME FREAKING WEIGHT.

(9:28 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Argh I'm having my sinuses again.. Like last time! Irritating! I keep sneezing as long as I don't eat, my nose resembles a leaking tap slash Rudolph.. Fuuuuuck this.

On a brighter note, woots the blaw tutor rocks! I LOVE that he used to be a lawyer, plus the fact that he admits he's lazy! =D

And I want to make tiramisu and cheesecake and chocolate chip cookies and peanut butter cookies! How about chocolate chip peanut butter cookies?? I haven't cooked for him in such a long time! You give me the container and you'll get the cookies. This reminds me of the shirt with the saying "Hand over the chocolates and nobody gets hurt."

Speaking of that, I have really mixed reactions to shirts like that.. Somehow it looks okay and actually kinda cute when you see it on display but when you see people wear it.. PHAIL. As fail as that version of fail. Okay lame joke gone WRONG.

(7:55 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY

Sunday, October 12, 2008

The sun's out, and I'm stuck here blogging instead of swimming. Why? Because I ate too much and all I have are bikinis. Girls will figure this out.

I'm so not going to jog now, it just feels like I'm wasting time jogging in the afternoon rather than at night, like I should be doing something more useful than running on a treadmill, wasting 30 mins of a gorgeous afternoon! Am I right? And yet, I can't jog tonight since I'm not going to be at home. Sigh. Whaever happened to 20km a week? It just died. To jog or not to jog, that is the question!

Great I sound like some emo bitch. Emo, yes. Bitch, NO =]

(1:01 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY

I'M INDESCRIBABLE, BAY-BEE!

JUST FELT LIKE POSTING THAT, HEH. DID I EVEN SPELL IT RIGHT?! ANYWAY GOING TO BED NOW!

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I'm baaaaaaaaaaack... from Sentosa and BURNT! Argh my shoulders! But upside was, some ballet friends said I looked nice this dark so yay =]

School starts next Monday! Kinda can't wait! Get back in the old routine with ReallyT,WayD&DamnH =P just like last time.

(12:14 AM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

From MM: 3 ways to annoy the hell outta people in GTA.

There are 3 helicopters at the heliport, blow up 2 of them (or just get in one chopper and ram the tail off the other choppers) and fly off in the other one and leave the other fuckers down there running about but were too late to get a chopper and now are stuck with blown up choppers. I LMFAO with this one.

Get on top of a building or high surface, rocket launcher is a must, don't let them see you, blow them up 10+ times, they will STILL be confused to where you are shooting from if they're that dumb, they will randomly start shooting in places. This one is also funny as hell sdgfhsdgfj but only if it's noobs the ones who know the game know you are most likely shooting from above.

If you are about to die, and somebody is about to kill you... why not kill youself and have the fucker die allong with you? You don't get owned (or in my opinion gsfhgs they get annoyed sooo bad) though you have to have a rocket launcher (grenade would also do but rocket launcher is faster) aim to your feet and voila!

(10:26 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY

You know what, I love Yee Ting's posts =]

don't care if you have a boyfriend or
girlfriend right now.... I dont care
if you are a guy or a woman or Michael
Jackson.....just read this, it will
make a difference.....
_______________________________________
When she stares at your mouth
[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hits you like a
dumb ass cuz she thinks she's stronger
than you
[ Grab her and dont let go ]

When she starts cursing at you tryin
to act all tuff
[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet
[ Ask her whats wrong ]

When she ignores you
[ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away
[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst
[ Tell her she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying
[Just hold her and dont say a word ]

When you see her walking
[ Sneak up and hug her waist from
behind ]

When she's scared
[ Protect her ]

When she steals your favorite hat
[ Let her keep it and sleep with it
for a night]

When she doesn't answer for a long time
[ reassure her that everything is
okay ]

When she looks at you with doubt
[ Back yourself up ]

When she says that she likes you
[SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD
UNDERSTAND!!!]

When she bumps into you;
[ bump into her back and make her
laugh ]

When she tells you a secret
[ keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks at you in your eyes
[ dont look away until she does ]

When she says it's over
[ she still wants you to be hers ]

When she reposts this bulletin
[ she wants you to read it ] AHEM haha..

- Stay on the phone with her even if
she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and
don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe
it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember
you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday
to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that
matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when
she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or
her favorite show even if you think
it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out
with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

God I'm so fucking demanding. =]

(8:10 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY

Today was an.. eventful day! Dad's birthday, meeting my forum makan kakis(yes I know I can't speak Hokkien well, just take it that I'm too cultured for that okay) at Golden Mile food centre. Tried the Hokkien Mee, ROC pizza, 6 flavours of Gelato-durian(okay but I would rather eat the fruit), rum and raisin(Y-U-M), sour plum sorbet(eh.. YUCK?), chocolate(so-so), BLACK SESAME(second best I've tried so far! best one's at that expensive jap restaurant at Suntec, which also has a branch at Vivo), coffee(
Haagen Daas' still the best), had fish soup, nasi briyani, chin chow and guess what! Yong Tau Foo for the first time! Ahaha to all shocked readers, yes, as a foodie(fine call me a pig whatever hun!), first time having Yong Tau Foo. Even all the forum people were shocked. Thanks yeah, I look like a pig that I have to eat every single Singaporean food!?

ARGH I feel like such a pig! Already pigged out for 2 days consecutively, definitely hitting the gym later.. If I don't I'd also have not run for 2 days consecutively.. And Jeff says that the treadmill doesn't work -.- It does okay! And anyway you're supposed to be encouraging me to run, not saying what I do doesn't work you unsupportive asshole! Lawls just half-kidding! But if you say one more word about how it doesn't work YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY. =P Anyway it did the last time so this time, using it as well.. running more than last time though.. And I ate enough for today already! As seen in the previous paragraph! Brushed my teeth already so hopefully I won't feel tempted to eat anything else..

Seriously if it were in the earlier times(as in a couple months back not the Aztecs kinda time you idiot), I'd read posts like this and roll my eyes but ARGH! FUCKING METABOLISM.

-20km per week at least.
-No eating 2 hours before bedtime.
-STOP EATING DAD'S CHOCOLATES.
-TDH to grab me like a football once more.
-Be proud I went to the gym!
-Paramore ROCKS as jogging music!
-Anyone want to go with me?
-Jog in the morning?(7am?!)
-More water, fruit and veggies!
-Tan like a freaking beach goddess!
-Legs I like.
-Ass like Anna Faris.
-Get in shape for November's performance! Wearing a midriff hello!
-Lose just a bit more weight.. 4 pounds to go okay? (Actually with me eating so much the past 2 days.. more like 5 now -.-)
-Nice, thin, toned arms. (sounds like a total oxymoron but whatever)
-Zhong Shou's waist.
-Get ready for this Friday!

Hey, stop feeling down okay? Really not feeling in any way disappointed, besides, you said it yourself, they do it purposely to get more money outta you! Dad failed once before as well, think it's just because you two are too-good drivers haha.. And just in case you're still feeling sad,

I LOVE YOU JEFFREY WONG CS

(7:32 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY

Monday, October 6, 2008

The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, 'Please wake me at 5:00 AM.' He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.'

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.

God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.

Thanks to Yee Ting =]

(10:17 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY

Watched The House Bunny today, great, all TDH did was comment on that girl's boobs! I don't know if I should laugh at the "guy-ness" of it all or kill him! I don't get how that back brace's girl's boobs are nice, they're big but normal! And to think of it, kinda saggy.. Okay I'm not going to talk about boobs for the whole post!

Now, on to the butts.. Just kidding! Well actually just to say, Anna Faris has a nice ass! Nicest one I've seen ever!

(10:08 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY

Sunday, October 5, 2008

So Pam went back already.. didn't even get to send her off! Argh that's what you get for not telling us woman! Oh well, at least she's coming back again in December!

And hmmm, meeting TDH on Monday, can't wait! Going to watch a movie, etc.. Anything's great! Just wanna meet ya on Monday.. But haven't eaten breakfast with you in a while yeah..

So anyway, school's starting week after next Monday! Same kind of feeling as the last holidays, sad about the holidays ending but not about school starting.. Guess it's because I can see you everyday anyway.. And plus I kinda want to see who's in our new class! And yes we must get good grades together okay! Better than last term anyway.. And for those people who're looking at this in a condescending manner, I got good okay! Well at least not bad results so =]

(2:28 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY