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Friday, March 30, 2007
10 reasons not to get a dog 1. Dog hair sticks to everything but the dog. 2.If God wanted us to keep dogs as pets he wouldn't have invented the Malay. 3.It makes you jeaous that they can lick places you can't reach. 4.Your tin opener is broken. 5.A dog costs about 600 pounds in a lifetime-same price for a plasma tv. 6.They eat children, poop, and everything else that is not nailed dpwn in the house. 7.You start using words like poop. 8.They lick their balls and then your face. 9.They like to hump furniture. 10.When you're lying in the kitchen from an overdose, instead of calling an ambulance they chow down on your face.
(10:14 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
The Dancer.
Sam(antha).SASSY SEVENTEEN
Yes I'm SHY when I meet new people, so I come off as an unfriendly shithole.
Loves:.
+ Dancing =D
+ F.R.I.E.N.D.S
+ Desperate Housewives
+ Whose Line Is It Anyway
+ Shopping
+ Durians.. yum!
Hates:.
+ 2 faced people -.-
+ Words typed in THAT way
+ No ballet =(('Cept for a few minorities)
Brands.
Guess?, Gucci, Zara, Forever 21, Topshop,
Pull and Bear
Dreams.
+ Tan like a beach goddess!
+ Smexxay, long hair that just fa-LOWS
+ To make people laugh
