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Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Paddy calls to see his mate Murphy who broke his leg playing rugby. As they settle down to watch the match, Murphy says: "Paddy, me feet are freezin', could you nip upstairs and get me slippers? They're in me bedroom." Paddy runs upstairs and into Murphy's bedroom, only to find his stunning twin 19 year old daughters sitting on his bed. "Your dad sent me up here to shag you both." said Paddy. "Fuck off ya liar!" one of them said. "I'll prove it!" said Paddy, and he shouted downstairs "Both of 'em, Murph?" "Yeeeahhh, What's the point of having fucking one of them???!!!"
(10:53 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
The Dancer.
Sam(antha).SASSY SEVENTEEN
Yes I'm SHY when I meet new people, so I come off as an unfriendly shithole.
Loves:.
+ Dancing =D
+ F.R.I.E.N.D.S
+ Desperate Housewives
+ Whose Line Is It Anyway
+ Shopping
+ Durians.. yum!
Hates:.
+ 2 faced people -.-
+ Words typed in THAT way
+ No ballet =(('Cept for a few minorities)
Brands.
Guess?, Gucci, Zara, Forever 21, Topshop,
Pull and Bear
Dreams.
+ Tan like a beach goddess!
+ Smexxay, long hair that just fa-LOWS
+ To make people laugh
