A boy wakes up in the middle of the night and goes to the bathroom. On the way back to the bedroom he passes his parents' room.When he looks in, he notices the covers bouncing.
He calls to his dad.'Hey Dad, wht are you doing?'
He answers,'Playing cards.'
The boy asks,'Who's your partner?'
Dad answers,'Your mum.'
The boy then passes by his sister's room and see the covers bouncing. The same dialogue exchanges, and the boy goes back to his school.
A little later, dad gets up to go to the bathroom and passes by the boy's room.
He asks,'What are you doing?'
He replies,'Playing cards.'
'Really? Who's your partner?'
'You don't need a partner if you've got a good hand.'

Men are like...
...lava lamps, nice to look at, but completely useless otherwise.
...high heels, easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
...bananas, the older they get, the less firm they are.
...bank accounts, without money, they don't generate much interest.

Q. Why is a man's semen white and his pee yellow?
A. So you can tell if he's coming or going.

Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb.
A. One. Men will screw anything.

Q.How can you tell if a man is horny?
A. When he's breathing.

Q. Wht do men become smarter during sex?
A. Because they're plugged into a genius.

Q. Why does it take one million sperm to reach on egg?
A. Because they won't stop to ask for directions.

Q. What's the difference between a blonde guy and a blonde girl?
A. The blond girl's sperm count is higher.

Q. Why do blondes wear underwear?
A. To keep their ankles warm.

Q. Why are men's brains the size of a pea after exercising?
A. Because, sadly, they swell up.

Q. What's an intelligent blonde?
A. A Golden Retriever.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a little pissed off, grabs the sheet and turns over and says,'Well I guess we finally answered THAT question!'