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Thursday, September 18, 2008

Saw this joke and thought it was rather funny haha..

TRADITIONAL CORPORATION You have two cows.You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies andthe economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.

AN AMERICAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milkof four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size ofan ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then createclever cow cartoon images called 'Cowkimon' and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eatonce a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION You have two cows. Both are mad.

A CHINESE CORPORATION You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim fullemployment and high bovine productivity. You have the newsman whoreported on the numbers arrested.

A MALAYSIAN CORPORATION You have two cows. You signed a 40-year contract to supply milk atRM0.06 per litre.Then midway through, you raised the price to RM0.60 oryou cut the supply. When the buyer agrees to the new price, you changeyour mind again and now want RM1.20. The buyer decided you can keep themilk, who rather go look for milk that comes from recycled cows or thecow urine instead. At the end your two cows retire together with thePrime Minister.

A SINGAPOREAN CORPORATION You have two cows. Whenever prices of GST, ERP, PUB and kopi-si go up;one cow-peh and the other cow-bu.

(7:28 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY