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Wednesday, September 3, 2008
Was on this website, and I just saw these few pickup lines that caught my attention, seriously if anyone ever used these on me I'd be tempted to give them my number(not when I'm attached of course haha):
"If you are looking for the ideal man to settle down with... I do housework."
You say: "I'm sorry, but you owe me a drink." She says: "Why?" You say: "Because I dropped mine when I looked at you."
Drag ur own chair, put it beside her and say,"Is this seat taken?"
"See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute."
"Hi, would you like to be friends, or do I have to resort to a pickup line?"
"How much does a polar bear weigh? [I don't know, how much?] Just enough to break the ice. Hi my name is ____."
Nerd alert! (cute but NO):
"I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one."
(9:01 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
The Dancer.
Sam(antha).SASSY SEVENTEEN
Yes I'm SHY when I meet new people, so I come off as an unfriendly shithole.
Loves:.
+ Dancing =D
+ F.R.I.E.N.D.S
+ Desperate Housewives
+ Whose Line Is It Anyway
+ Shopping
+ Durians.. yum!
Hates:.
+ 2 faced people -.-
+ Words typed in THAT way
+ No ballet =(('Cept for a few minorities)
Brands.
Guess?, Gucci, Zara, Forever 21, Topshop,
Pull and Bear
Dreams.
+ Tan like a beach goddess!
+ Smexxay, long hair that just fa-LOWS
+ To make people laugh
