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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

So sick of this shit, sick of the maid, my weight, eating habits, laziness, my dad, a boyfriend who doesn't text, MY FUCKING DIZZINESS which has lasted for 4 days and have no change even when I'm on meds, and the fact that I can't exercise due to the fact that I CAN'T EVEN FUCKING BALANCE. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK I'm so sick of this motherfucking shit.

(6:04 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Okay I really hate to admit it, but.. Zac Efron was kinda cute in 17 Again.. But not as cute as Matthew Perry! Movie's surprisingly nicer than I expected, thought it'd be another age-old storyline with mediocre performances, wanted to watch it because of Matthew Perry(I SWEAR!), but in the end.. was really good =] Except for some predictable parts. Worth watching!

(8:15 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Holy monkey crap jogging with ankle weights SUCK.

(8:52 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY

Ankle weights! Easy when walking, although it jiggles like fat or Jell-o on a vibrator, not so easy when doing abdominals, walking up stairs, surprisingly easy when doing vampire jumps(jumps without bending at the knees). Should try it at the wrists and jogging with them.. Although I'll probably die in about 5 minutes.. Or less. ANKLE WEIGHTS! Yes this is just about them.

First hand PS3 for sale, $489, 80gb, 1 year warranty, delivery included. CALL OR MSN ME! ice_skating_sam@msn.com

(1:29 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY

Friday, April 17, 2009

"Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turnhim on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was"pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo fritofor an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML"

HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA!

(11:30 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY

Sunday, April 12, 2009

When you're feeling down... Go to these websites! Haha I guarantee-plus-chop-plus-everything(god that makes me sound so cheena and *shudder* ah-lain-ish but i SWEAR I'm not):

http://aalteam.blogspot.com/

Quote from them:
There are Three stages of AhLianIsm.
Stage One is for the AhLian wannabes.
Stage Two reagrds the On-and-Off AhLian. (ie: They look twit, type twit but can't stand true-blue AhLians.)and....
Stage THREE, probably the worse, scariest stage of AhLianIsm....
The Chao AhLian.
Oh yes the Chao Ah Lian partakes in every single Chao AhLian (CAL) activity ever known to mankind. Such as...smoking, stealing, vandalizing, swearing at the whole world day and night, violence and gangsterism(poser gangs of course. REAL gangs don't run away from the call of "POLICE COME LE ZHAO ZHAO ZHAO*!") (zhao is a chinese term for run away)

http://museum-of-twits.blogspot.com

Quote from them: (Question was asking how to deal with childish people)
Well, the very basic thing you can do is to understand their thinking. You have to realise that these people are what I would call, fucking stupid pieces of purds that have their scroctums for their brains. To understand them, be one with them, we have to make a connection. Take modem speeds for example. You try sending a 2 hour long home-made porn file with a 512k modem to some random jackass with a 56k modem. By the time the file is totally transfered, the jackass would have probably ejaculated 27 times.

Read the rest yourself! Haha..

(10:35 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Source: Credited to Cynthia

1. Put your music on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS!

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
In Another Life

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Whatever You Like
FFS I'M NOT CHEAP

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Toxic
Well I guess on some level..

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
I Kissed A Girl
This quiz is out to make me look like some horny @*&%$

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Love Is All Around
At least this isn't perverted!

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Just So You Know

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Buddha's Delight
Gah the lyrics are bad enough!

WHAT IS 2+2?
Anything
Heh.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
I Miss You
Yeah.

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
I'm Yours
=D

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Contagious

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Slam
Lawls.

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Disturbia
LAWLS

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Why
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Who Knows

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Don't Tell Me

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
No One

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
This Love

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Five Colours In Her Hair

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Burn

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Forgive Me

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Inside Of You
LMFAOOOOOOOO hah.

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
How To Touch A Girl

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
More Than Words

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Now That You Got It

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Hot

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Rock DJ

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Tell Laura I Love Her
-.-

WHAT WOULD YOU SAY, WHEN YOU MEET YOUR BOSS?
Stop & Stare

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Flying Without Wings
F-ing stupid question!

Couldn't help doing this again! Hehe

(12:06 AM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY