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Friday, April 17, 2009
"Today, I was going to have sex with my hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turnhim on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was"pollo frito". I then proceeded to have sex, constantly screaming pollo fritofor an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML"
HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHA!
(11:30 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
The Dancer.
Sam(antha).SASSY SEVENTEEN
Yes I'm SHY when I meet new people, so I come off as an unfriendly shithole.
Loves:.
+ Dancing =D
+ F.R.I.E.N.D.S
+ Desperate Housewives
+ Whose Line Is It Anyway
+ Shopping
+ Durians.. yum!
Hates:.
+ 2 faced people -.-
+ Words typed in THAT way
+ No ballet =(('Cept for a few minorities)
Brands.
Guess?, Gucci, Zara, Forever 21, Topshop,
Pull and Bear
Dreams.
+ Tan like a beach goddess!
+ Smexxay, long hair that just fa-LOWS
+ To make people laugh
