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Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Read this on a website, it was a editorial about "useless" diet advice..

The advice: Chug eight glasses of water a day.
Why it's useless: Peeing every 20 minutes seriously interferes with life.

The advice: Put half your entrée in a to-go box before you start to eat.
Why it's useless: You know you have portion-control issues, but that doesn't mean you want everyone else at your table to know it too.
The real deal: A better way to cut back on restaurant binging is to pretend the breadbasket is sprinkled with cyanide and to double up on veggie sides instead of ordering fries.

The advice: Have just one bite of dessert.
Why it's useless: That's like telling an addict to have just a little crack.

HAHAHAHA sorry if it doesn't amuse YOU you tight-ass but it's funny to me!

Anyway, went to SHANGRI-LA (yes that's right) for dinner. A hundred and sixty bucks. Wtf. I know I have it to spare but.. still have to cut back ya? No eating so nicely till our one year! Expensive!

Went shopping yesterday and bought a B-E-A-UUUUUUUUUUTIFUL Guess? bag! It's this rich purple snakeskin bag, ahhhhhhhhh! I love it! Wanna kiss it! And got a dress from F21, bangles from Aldo, earrings from Dorothy Perkins and a dress from Hypnosis. Meh. STILL LOVE THE BAG THE MOST!

And looooooooove you babe! Going to be out first year anni soon, and you are so goddamn sweet! Love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! Okay before people puke I shall stop.

Love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

(11:13 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY