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Monday, August 3, 2009

Lol I know 4th post in a day(well actually 3rd), but Jason's note is seriously too funny to not post.
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If you're a guy - post this as my kind of girl.
if you're a girl - post it as my kind of boy.

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
HEE HEE HEE :D :) ;) ;P :OMust have a good mix! Jason's Hybrid!

2. Smart?
Yes. Because smart wives bring smart children and smart children bring smarter grandchildren and smarter grandchildren = $
Okay la, so long she's not bimbotic.

3. Preferred age?
8+5+19+18/2-5-2 1990,1991,1992?

4. Preferred height?
Wah nice, sure tio suan under this catagory. YAH LA YAH, below 166 :)

5. How about sense of humour?
As humourous as me :O

6. How about piercings?A few la. Pierce ear enough already don't pierce lips then pierce tongue then nose then cheek then end up whole face metal (ian)

7. Accepts you for who you are?
Yes! Nobody's perfect.

8. Pink hair?x140 p1nky?
You must be kidding

9. Mushy or no?
Okay okay la.

10. Thin or fat?
Neither Paris nor Milan, cui! Can i choose somewhere in between :(

11. Black, Brown or White (skin color)?
You're like asking me whether want Dennis, Kheng or Michael Jackson. PREASE lah we're in SINGAPORE and SINGAPORE kids are enjoying themselves by studying HELLO?

12. Long hair or short hair?
LONG :D

13. Plastic or metal?
I want transformers. Plastic or metal -.-

14. Smells good?
How good? Got better than Dennis or not?

15. Smoker?
Eww.

16. Drinker?
Yes, but not an alcoholic please. Can you imagine cleaning her up every night. CUI!

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
HEE HEE HEE feliciachin:D

18. Muscular?
I told you already i want transformers what!

19. Plays piano?
Don't mind eh:D

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
Guitar would be better, we could make songs (and babies) :O

21. Plays violin?
Idk but violin's like scary. Like in the middle of the night suddenly she plays violin.............

22. Sings very good?
Wah, why don't you change this to "My Kind Of Bandie" Note?

23. Vain?
Vain Pot Vain Pot Vain Pot!So long she doesn't stare into mirror more than 10 hrs a day. The mirror would eat her up you see...

24. With glasses?
Sui Bian!

25. With braces?
HUH. B-B-B-B-BRACES???? YOU MEAN B-B-B-B-B-BREN..........Okay -.- Well she's gotta take them off someday anyway

26. Shy type?
You see ah, what happens when shy meets shy? Bad right? Therefore she's gotta not be so shy.

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
Good! Of course Good lah, you think our future home at changi is it?

28. Active or passive?
Dota?heh, abit of both :)

29. Tight or bomb?
errrr......

30. Singer or dancer?
DANCERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

31. Stunner?
WAH no no no no no no no no no..........

32. Hiphop?
YEAAAAAAA TEE HEE HEE ;)

33. Earrings?
Refer to Answer 6 Please.

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-until-you-drop?
Count my leg hair please?

35. Dimples?
You see ah, if wanna have dimples right, must come in a pair, just like how socks come in pairs and shoes come in pairs. Don't need me to drill the other dimple right.......

36. Bookworm?
Bookworm club?

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
OK!

38. Playful?
So long she knows her limits!

39. Flirt?
No way.

40. Poem writer?
Does she study lit?

41. Serious?
At the appropriate time!

42. Campus crush?
HEH HEH HEH

43. Painter?
Paint my world

44. Religious?
PRIORITY NUMBER ONE

45. Someone who likes to tease people?
It would be good if she could suan like us......

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
Wah, WCG? RYAN!!

47. Speaks 20 languages?
Eh good. Holiday don't need tour guide

48. Loyal or faithful?
As loyal as Oswin, and as Faithful as my father :)

49. Good kisser?
Doesn't matter

50. Loves children?
You see ah if she doesnt love children then my children wouldnt be smart cause they will have emotional damage. when they have emotional damage they will be retarded ah like jerome and act LIKE a jerome - just like cyclops then he/she will call the wolverine and captain america and green lantern and the entire superhero squad led by batman and robin down then become epic battle PIU PIU PIU. Once that happens right the first person who kena would be the kids mom and she 100% guarentee plus chop sure toh one. WHY? cause she doesn't love children. therefore right if she doesn't love children she is a stunner. like stone cold stunner. sua.

(11:40 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY