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Thursday, September 24, 2009

(214): I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
(1-214): I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope

(270): I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her

(517): My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.

(225): I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
(1-225): haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?

(360): We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
(1-360): I absolutely love you.

(330): you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"

(443): She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits

(732): I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?

(970): I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off

(504): She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
(Btw, Sasha Grey's a porn star, Fran Drescher sounds like Janice on "Friends")

(10:03 AM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY