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Tuesday, September 15, 2009
BOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBOREDBORED
Excerpts from a website I found:
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
(434): I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes. (1-434): Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
678): so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
(541): Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
(973): Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
(509): so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
(281): I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
