Monday, October 26, 2009
(10:43 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
Okay I think I like clubbing. Only downside is the fucking ringing of ears afterwards! So anyway went for the first time last Thursday, drinking and dancing's fun. This guy like grabbed my upper arm to "let me through" so I was stunned for a moment.. Then gave him a "What the fuck are you doing" face and pulled away. TDH WAS DRUNK. Asked me to sit by myself so I could get a free drink by another guy, oh yes and you still dare say you're not drunk huh? To quote,"It's like watching the Discovery channel.", with the predators. Apparently I haven't seen the "true" side of guys at clubs, all the better then! Haha and saw a couple of trannies WIN in a dance-off, pretty funny. Then TDH said "Too bad they're trannies." "Why?" "Because they have better figures than girls." Um, thanks, go fuck them then huh? Oh wait they don't have va-jay-jays.. Or maybe they do, surgery's a miracle these days. Promise I won't go too often okay? Love ya =]You know what's better than losing weight? Getting bigger boobs. You know what tops them all? Losing weight AND gaining boobs. Okay TMI for you but too bad, you chose to come to my blog and read it =]
(10:06 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
Sunday, October 25, 2009
Back from the chalet, heh, chalet........... Kinda want to go for a jog but feeling sleepyyyyyy so not going to, Going to kick my ass at the gym tomorrow anyway. Brenda want to join me?! Haven't exercised since Wednesday *big scared eyes* Is okay, me not fat. Right babe!? Felt damn good when we did this:
=PJust that the, um, clothes....... yes clothes, ** **** *******, were a little different. Ha if you can decode that props to you.Resolutions: (who said they only have to be made during New Year)1) Get at least a 3.8 GPA - Have to aim HIGH right.2) Do tutorials (somewhat) regularly (HAHA......... but I WILL)3) Level my warlock so I can FINALLY have some AOEs!4) Level my priest so I have a healing character - It's funny that I used to find healing boring but now I actually kinda miss it.5) Lose the rest of the weight I put on, oh yeah I lost some of it already =D6) Get a booooooo-ful tummy, can already see a bit of definition. Woo thanks Terri for the exercise you taught me *thumbs up*And Matt Lanter ain't so cute after all, must be my midnight-slash-sleep goggles.They said Jennifer's Body was fail. If you really wanted to watch it for the storyline, only one word:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!(732): A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands(716): u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.(714): Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me(971): :O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"(360): nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked(718): You don't think I'm weird or immature right?(917): No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets(225): were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever(571): i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.(731): can we take a shower together?(901): no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing-textsfromlastnight.com
(4:48 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
Saturday, October 24, 2009
I lost my ring, very very very very very very sad =(
(9:07 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
Friday, October 16, 2009
SOMETIMES I just wish I could be supermodel skinny =(
Fuck this going to bed. Night!
(12:32 AM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
Thursday, October 15, 2009
(781): WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?(339): Oh yeah that.(404): I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.(347): I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
(10:22 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
Thursday, October 8, 2009
While I appreciate that a dedicated Christian might wasnt to get a vanity license plate celebrating Jesus, I must point out that most of us interpret "JISLORD" as something completely different.-lamebook.com
(7:38 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
I was waiting in line for a ticket to see Transformers 2, and the guy at the front of the line asked for a ticket to, “Megan Fox and the Giant Robots.” IMMD.(252): He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.(206): My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..BOREDDDDDDDDDD.... And my whole back, thighs and ass are aching.
(3:27 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
(828): I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework (734): I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting(717): This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be(517): new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals (678): I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ. (303): I don't like the word whore. I prefer the term penis enthusiast.(513): The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him? (541): I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.(262): I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.(715): Worst stoner tragedy.I hate ot admit it, but Titanic's one of the movies I ever get sick of. There, I said it! Excuse me while I go join the stereotypical flower-loving, romance-seeking, only-wanna-be-wined-and-dined girls.
(2:48 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
Friday, October 2, 2009
I love you but you get arounddddddddddddddddd......... Scaryyyyyyyyyy.
(11:21 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
Thursday, October 1, 2009
(912): Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy. (410): Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!! (623): listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.(202): Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.(254): Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.(864): After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?! (770): Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
(12:55 AM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
My ass, inner thighs, lower back, calves, upper back is sore in that order. And there's ballet tomorrow.CHIPS ARE THE BANE OF MY WOULD-BE SKINNINESS!!
(12:15 AM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
