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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

(828): I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework

(734): I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting

(717): This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be

(517): new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals

(678): I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.

(303): I don't like the word whore. I prefer the term penis enthusiast.

(513): The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?

(541): I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.

(262): I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
(715): Worst stoner tragedy.

I hate ot admit it, but Titanic's one of the movies I ever get sick of. There, I said it! Excuse me while I go join the stereotypical flower-loving, romance-seeking, only-wanna-be-wined-and-dined girls.

(2:48 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY