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Monday, October 26, 2009

Okay I think I like clubbing. Only downside is the fucking ringing of ears afterwards! So anyway went for the first time last Thursday, drinking and dancing's fun. This guy like grabbed my upper arm to "let me through" so I was stunned for a moment.. Then gave him a "What the fuck are you doing" face and pulled away. TDH WAS DRUNK. Asked me to sit by myself so I could get a free drink by another guy, oh yes and you still dare say you're not drunk huh? To quote,"It's like watching the Discovery channel.", with the predators. Apparently I haven't seen the "true" side of guys at clubs, all the better then! Haha and saw a couple of trannies WIN in a dance-off, pretty funny. Then TDH said "Too bad they're trannies." "Why?" "Because they have better figures than girls." Um, thanks, go fuck them then huh? Oh wait they don't have va-jay-jays.. Or maybe they do, surgery's a miracle these days. Promise I won't go too often okay? Love ya =]

You know what's better than losing weight? Getting bigger boobs. You know what tops them all? Losing weight AND gaining boobs. Okay TMI for you but too bad, you chose to come to my blog and read it =]

(10:06 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY