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Monday, November 23, 2009

(770): his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning

(360): afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.

(314): On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?

(303): she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?

(917): the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob

(416): dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening

(626): that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.

(720): He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being"almost".

(443): And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes

(519): Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.

(734): Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.

(330): Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.


(757): if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby

(609): the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.

(914): There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone

(631): our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college

(3:53 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY



The Dancer.
Sam(antha).SASSY SEVENTEEN


Yes I'm SHY when I meet new people, so I come off as an unfriendly shithole.
Loves:.
+ Dancing =D
+ F.R.I.E.N.D.S
+ Desperate Housewives
+ Whose Line Is It Anyway
+ Shopping
+ Durians.. yum!


Hates:.
+ 2 faced people -.-
+ Words typed in THAT way
+ No ballet =(('Cept for a few minorities)


Brands.
Guess?, Gucci, Zara, Forever 21, Topshop,
Pull and Bear


Dreams.

+ Tan like a beach goddess!
+ Smexxay, long hair that just fa-LOWS
+ To make people laugh


Exits.
Jin Long
Cynthia
Shauna
Melissa
Xiu Hui
Jasmine
Yee Ting
Pei Ni
Kellyn
Brenda
Erin
Matherine
Jia Ying
Crystal
Felicia

Jun Shen
Nigel
Ames
Zhong Shou
Edmund
Farid
Farren
Han Yang
Pang Yong
Jonathan
Wee Chong
Jason



Whispers.




She Danced.

February 2007
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April 2020
The Song.



Lyrics | Plain White T%27s Lyrics | A lonely September Lyrics

Merci.

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