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Thursday, November 19, 2009
(917): It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
(904): my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
(203): We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
(210): By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
(978): you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
(506): porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
(201): I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
(813): I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
(252): U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
(845): I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
(832): What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
(914): Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
(847): My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
(610): I can only be a whore so many days outta the week. (631): Samesies
(609): I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
(8:54 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY
The Dancer.
Sam(antha).SASSY SEVENTEEN
Yes I'm SHY when I meet new people, so I come off as an unfriendly shithole.
Loves:.
+ Dancing =D
+ F.R.I.E.N.D.S
+ Desperate Housewives
+ Whose Line Is It Anyway
+ Shopping
+ Durians.. yum!
Hates:.
+ 2 faced people -.-
+ Words typed in THAT way
+ No ballet =(('Cept for a few minorities)
Brands.
Guess?, Gucci, Zara, Forever 21, Topshop,
Pull and Bear
Dreams.
+ Tan like a beach goddess!
+ Smexxay, long hair that just fa-LOWS
+ To make people laugh