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Thursday, November 19, 2009

(917): It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall

(904): my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.

(203): We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.

(210): By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE

(978): you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with

(506): porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!


(201): I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.

(813): I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.

(252): U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry


(845): I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.

(832): What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card

(914): Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty

(847): My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo

(610): I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
(631): Samesies

(609): I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined

(8:54 PM) Dancing with all the stars aboveYYY



The Dancer.
Sam(antha).SASSY SEVENTEEN


Yes I'm SHY when I meet new people, so I come off as an unfriendly shithole.
Loves:.
+ Dancing =D
+ F.R.I.E.N.D.S
+ Desperate Housewives
+ Whose Line Is It Anyway
+ Shopping
+ Durians.. yum!


Hates:.
+ 2 faced people -.-
+ Words typed in THAT way
+ No ballet =(('Cept for a few minorities)


Brands.
Guess?, Gucci, Zara, Forever 21, Topshop,
Pull and Bear


Dreams.

+ Tan like a beach goddess!
+ Smexxay, long hair that just fa-LOWS
+ To make people laugh


Exits.
Jin Long
Cynthia
Shauna
Melissa
Xiu Hui
Jasmine
Yee Ting
Pei Ni
Kellyn
Brenda
Erin
Matherine
Jia Ying
Crystal
Felicia

Jun Shen
Nigel
Ames
Zhong Shou
Edmund
Farid
Farren
Han Yang
Pang Yong
Jonathan
Wee Chong
Jason



Whispers.




She Danced.

February 2007
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April 2020
The Song.



Lyrics | Plain White T%27s Lyrics | A lonely September Lyrics

Merci.

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