OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I just watched Twilight on Star Movies!
OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!
You know how I said it was the crappiest thing ever? But I never watched it or read it, just hearing the storyline from word of mouth. So I thought "Wow that sounds really stupid." But now having watched it, I have to say...................................
Oh my god it's the stupidest, crappiest piece of shit, sorriest excuse for a storyline I have ever heard of/watched. The WHOLE movie is them either staring intensely at each other or purposely trying not ot look at each other while the camera revolves around them. Oh, and they can't act to save their lives.
And I can never look at Edward Cullen the same way again. I found him ugly enough, but to see him SPARKLE is just.beyond.words.puke.gross.dies. bleeaaaaaaaaagh.fuck.gross.fuck.un-erasable.