Saturday, March 27, 2010
I just finally realised why I can't like, lose weight. Because all I have at home are potato chips, chocolate and mouldy fruit, and I'm not even kidding. I go downstairs this morning hungry, see mouldy fruit in the fridge, which I'm of course not going to eat. Open the cupboard and there are 4 bags of chips. 4! Aaaaaand Snickers and Tim Tams. Realization people. What can I possibly eat out of MOULDING CRAP, chips and chocolate? Okay I need to get the idea that I can COOK FOR MYSELF in my head, I always cook for my darling but never just for myself, or it just doesn't occur to me then.
NTS: Cook for thyself.
Day 3 of the cold war with dad. Before y'all think I'm some spoiled brat, the situation is: My doorknob spoiled a couple days ago, and... and... wait for it... he scolded me for OPENING IT AND CLOSING IT TOO MUCH.
Which makes me think, are parents' or children's logic more unfathomable? Beats me.
The worst part of this is that I can't ask him whether I can go to ................ Ugh. Some part of me is wondering if he's doing it on purpose just so I can't go to ............... because I just can't begin to understand how he can think that the doorknob spoiling is really my fault.
Just realised how much of pigs we were last night! We went to 2 restaurants and had an appetizer and 2 main courses each! Okay maybe THAT is why I'm fat. But the prawns fajitas.. were maybe worth it. Slightly drunk last night too, on a chamomile mojito from Graze. Not bad but like everything else there, overpriced. NBG > Graze.
Friday, March 26, 2010
Watched The Book of Eli, and the twist at the end is BRILLIANT. Of course now having said that, you'd probably go watch it and with your expectations not going to be wow-ed by it. But it's AWESOME okay.
Had a great day with TDH, and for dinner we went to Graze. .....and North Border Grill. Oh btw, Graze sucks. Okay it doesn't suck completely, my main dish was okay, the pan roasted fish and salsa was good, but the rest was blah. Not worth the money people. We had an appetizer and main each at Graze, then went to walk around for a while, then went to NBG afterwards. He had lamb chops and I had the prawns fajita. The prawns are !!!!!!
Wow Jersey Shore is.. indescribable. Watch to lower your IQ by about 120.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
FUCK HE HAS A BABY GIRL WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND. WTMFH. Fuck you Cam, you broke my heart. You won't get a chance with me, I'M REJECTING YOU.
So TDH asks me to cook him beef wellington. Sorry I can't make you the original version because it has foie gras and Duxelles in it! So I was looking up how to cook it, and found Gordon Ramsay's tv show "F word". His beef wellington looks 'fucking delicious', I'm going to make that for you! I like his non nonsense and fast paced show, too bad we don't get that here in Singapore.
LINK:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrF8G06HqaM (beef wellington!)
On another note, my doorknob spoilt today, and had to get the management of the estate to chisel the thing away in order for it to open, since keys and such didn't work. The doorknob spoiled, and the best part is MY DAD BLAMED ME FOR IT. HE SAID I OPENED AND CLOSED IT TOO MUCH. I have nothing to say seriously. Unreasonable much?
Watching "The Unborn" now. The main actress is hot, kind of looks like Megan Fox, and amazingly, can not act almost as much as Megan! OMG. And you also get to see a dybbuk possess an old man in a wheelchair and chase after his very old wife. Old people can run FAST when they've got a deformed, bony, upside-down-placed-head husband chasing after them.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Sigh. No words for it, for the crappy start of school. Total clash of timetables, which is so weird considering I've spent 2 years in the same class with TDH. UGH. Not sad, just... resigned to this crappy thing. On the brighter side, I'm damn sure we can find a way around, somehow, so... We'll see. I wonder who's going to be in my class =S and Jeff's as well.
On the half-full-glass perspective, some flirt is going to be in the same lectures, if not class as my boyfriend! YAY. The upside, which I've not explained, is that if she tries to make a move, I've a reason to slap her and provide enough makeup for all the models in VS for a whole year.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
I just don't get it. I don't understand why people think Cheryl Cole is hot. I really don't get it.
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Okay, the chef on AFC is making a marinade and it's reminding me of Andrew's puke. HAHA the moron owes me 10k gold and $10 for the cab wash. Thanks for making us smell your puke in the cab, damn nice. That's what you get, Andrew, for making a stupid bet like being able to down a whole freaking bottle of Shiraz in 7 minutes and not being able to puke. Smart, real smart.
Sentosa was fun. Buried Jovett, swam around, made out with Jeff in the sea(that's new), had salted egg yolk crab and curry fishhead and mantou at Forture. I don't think I've ever pictured that before. 6 people, just silently eating, no talking at all, enjoying their food. Truly a food orgasm. Wine Bos afterwards, where I had one glass too many. Didn't puke and was still able to walk and think straight, just more drunk than I actually wanted to be. Don't like being drunk.
On a totally separate topic, suddenly remembered this incident when I was talking to TDH during dinner the other day, and asked him to give me a list of 5 celebs he'd screw. Kind of like the F.R.I.E.N.D.S episode, except that, of course, he's not allowed to. His list, ranked, is:
1) Megan Fox (I did not see this coming)
2) Paris Hilton, who apparently just has a very fuckable quality
3) Cheryl Cole, and now that she's single, "he might actually have a chance!" HAHAHAHAHAHA
4) Shoot can't remember who was his 4th
5) Alessandra Ambrosio
Afterwards, he asked me, and I could not think of a single person I would really want to screw, from Hollywood. Like seriously. I actually considered Justin Bieber in a moment of desperation. Sheesh. The only person I would add on my list is Justin Long, and I can't freaking think of anyone else! I'm just not a horny person =]
Cake Boss, on channel 16, is COOL.
EDIT: Okay, babe was kind enough to remind me who else he'd like to fuck. It was Eva Longoria. Btw, check out this link:
http://images.google.com.sg/images?sourceid=navclient&rlz=1T4SKPB_enSG327SG327&q=eva+longoria+without+makeup&um=1&ie=UTF-8&ei=rJOTS8XJHYm2rAfT_cyuCw&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&ct=title&resnum=1&ved=0CBcQsAQwAA=]
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
twenty-three.
it's funny.
when someone says they love you, you can't really feel it.
but, when they say they don't love you anymore, you feel every ounce of what was drain out of your body.
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twenty-four.
i think of all the words to say
to hurt you.
in the end, i never say it. i never meant it in the first place.
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twenty-five.
funny how i miss you more
when you're with me rather than when you're not.
your scent, smell, your lips, face, your hands, arms
i don't want to let you go.
but your absence? i wouldn't know what i'm missing out on.
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twenty-six.
the worst part of the hurt, it's not what you did.
it's the fact that i still love you. no matter what you did.
