Finished watching the TM movie on a crappy site where you have to reload the movie because it stops at random times and refuses to go on, much unlike the heart of the Celine Dion song. 2 days to finish a 100 minute movie. Perseverance BITCH.
IT HITS YOU. THE FUCKING SYRUP NUGGET.

And since I'm bored..: textsfromlastnight.com
(You know you love me since I'm picking out all the good ones. While waiting for ANTM to start.)

(650): areolas are like halos for boobs.

(909): and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.

(240): I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.

(859): I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.

(910): He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.

(610): I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.

(701): She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.

(214):
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.

(859): So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.

(630): I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.

(712): Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.

Hehehe!